Is your goal in life to climb your way to the very top of the corporate ladder, ideally becoming one of the worlds richest 1%? 🤑 If so, today we’ve got a game that will probably disappoint you… Not only because of the game is difficult and annoying to play, but because money can’t buy happiness…😇
Corporate Salmon is a game about an unhappy looking salmon with the ambition to climb to the very top of his company! …LITERALLY… Starting on the Ground Floor, your mission in this game is to flop your way up the corporate down escalator as you painstakingly make your way from floor to floor. It is an understatement to say that your player is a little weak minded… Just use the elevator!
Played using a set of controls we secretly think may actually have no effect on what goes on inside the game, Corporate Salmon is played by tapping on the screen of your device in order to flop from one step to another. Although this may not seem too difficult, we would often flop backward and GAME OVER for no apparent reason which was (and still is) very annoying.😠
To make things slightly better there are items you can use to make flopping a little easier(?). However, whether or not you ultimately make it to the top of the level you are on almost seems as though it is left up to random chance, not your skills as a player.
Although we can’t exactly say we enjoy Corporate Salmon as a game – even with the large selection of customizable outfits, a minimal number of ads, and sad looking visuals – it will probably make a difference in the lives of those players who truly believe that money can buy happiness.
Should you download this game? Unless you are obsessed with sad looking salmon, our answer is probably no! …we don’t exactly understand why this game is so popular… Go and waste your time on something more exciting!