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Epic Battle Simulator 2 – Accurately Simulated Chaos…😝

If you’re the type of guy (or girl) who likes to mentally simulate what it might have been like to march into one of the major wars fought throughout history, today we’ve got a game you need to have on your smartphone! Epic Battle Simulator 2…

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Just Kill Me – Your wish is my command…😈💀

In a generation where games are designed to be addictive, it isn’t every day you stumble upon a game that actually tells you to go away and do something more productive… Stranger still, having an evil boss in a video game openly asks you to, “Just Kill Me.” isn’t exactly common either… What is wrong with this game…?

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Wahoo! Sisyphos – Push! Push!! Push that Boulder!!!

When researching for our review of TrapAdventure 2 we stumbled upon yet another strange game from HIROYOSHI OSHIBA we may actually enjoy more thanTrapAdventure 2! …although it isn’t all that difficult to find a game better than a game everyone in the gaming community agrees is awful…

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Corporate Salmon – Flop to the top!

Is your goal in life to climb your way to the very top of the corporate ladder, ideally becoming one of the worlds richest 1%? 🤑 If so, today we’ve…

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My Little Chaser – A game basically about Road Rage…

Have you ever had someone cut into your lane while on the road? Although very annoying, hopefully, your immediate response WASN’T to ram your car into theirs or follow them home so that you can set their house on fire …today’s game is even more sinister…

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It’s Full of Sparks – The lifespan of a Firecracker…🎉

Have you ever considered the lifespan of a firecracker? Brought into existence only to explode, firecrackers may actually be the saddest things to illuminate our night skies… This may be the saddest game we have ever featured on Edamame Reviews…

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AdVenture Capitalist – Making Money Is Easy!

Are you sick of playing the role of Supreme Leader in a Communist Nation? Think Capitalism is the future? If so, today we’ve got yet another awful clicker game (by Kongregate and Hyper Hippo Games) for you to enjoy…

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Muffins and Apples – An addictive game about addictive food!

Muffins and Apples is a comical 8-bit style endless runner game for Android devices. The game stars Old Man Chris, who decides to try one of these crazy new diets…

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UF Emoji – The Most Fun You’ll Ever Have With The Poop Emoji 💩

UF Emoji is an action-packed adventure game where all the main characters, prizes, and items are made from real Apple Emojis. The graphics are super rich and the gameplay is…

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Swords.io – Online Multiplayer Sword Fighting

Swords.io is an intense online multiplayer sword fighting game developed by the Navjoy team who have had over 100,000 installs on their last hit, Spy.io. Fight against players from around…

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Play “Dorik” mobile game and make time fly by! 😄

Dorik mobile game is a simple yet interesting game. The premise of the game is simple: the game randomly spawns bundles of money from the top of the screen. The…

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Tokimeter – Showing you just how hard it is to get a Girlfriend…

Have you ever wondered how hard it is for guys to get a girlfriend? Today, we’ve got a game that does a surprisingly entertaining job of illustrating just a few of the hardships 50% of the world’s population go through. Liking all of her selfies on Instagram, going to pick up the same book at the same time and “accidentally” touching hands, as well as always being ready for her on that nauseating bus ride is just the beginning…

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Stop The Milk – A simple game to help you phase out…

Have you ever found pouring milk into a glass entertaining…? Every so often we come across a game that is so stupidly boring, we just have to share it with you…

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What happens when you play a clicker game to its limits…

A while back we featured a game called We Are Illuminati (by Tapps Games). Unfortunately, we weren’t able to secure an interview with Tapps Games, so our team decided to try the…

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Climby Hammer – Getting Over It… On Mobile!

Climby Hammer (by Naquatic) is yet another game that attempts to jump on the bandwagon before everyone has “Gotten Over” the craze of climbing stuff with a hammer… Because seriously, there are far better tools you can use to climb a rock face. Just wait till everyone discovers Climbing Picks and Ropes! #MindBlown!

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Steve The Jumping Dinosaur – A totally unnecessary game!

If you’ve ever suffered from a mild case of amnesia, you probably already know how stressful it is when you suddenly realize that you don’t remember the password to unlock…

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HammerMan – A clone you don’t need to Download…

If you follow any of the latest gaming trends on YouTube, you are probably already aware of a torturous game called Getting Over It (by Bennett Foddy) …today we’ve got a mobile…

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Run Sausage Run! – Stop Playing With Your Food!

Have you ever dreamt you were a small sausage stuck in a massive kitchen? Surrounded by strange devices and contraptions designed to KILL YOU💀 (transform you into a delicious meal), life as…

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AMAZING KATAMARI DAMACY – IT’S BACK!

FOR ANYONE WONDERING WHY THERE ARE SO MANY CAPITALS IN THE TITLE OF THIS ARTICLE, THE ANSWER IS BECAUSE (AMAZING KATAMARI DAMACY) IS ACTUALLY WHAT THIS GAME IS CALLED. SO WHY ARE…

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Gerrymander: Rig The Election! Without Hacking…!

Unless you happen to be living in a cave, there is a 99% chance you are at least aware of the allegations against the 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump. Rigging…

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‘Trump Invader’ for the iOS – The Pussy Grabs Back!

We are living in difficult times. Today more than ever, we need a way to cope with the realities of our world. Luckily, there are many options for us to…

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Burger (The Game) – Philipp… You’re crazy…!

Burger – The Game is the 3rd game by Philipp Stollenmayer we’ve featured on Edamame Reviews. Okay? was cool, C_mpl_t_ was simple, and today’s game can only be described as insane! …even still, we…

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Crashy Cats – How much can one cat DESTROY?

Today we’ve got a game that would likely put a smile on Grumpy Cat’s face! In case you were wondering, it isn’t a sequel to Grumpy Cat’s Worst Game Ever. (That game…

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Anpan Stack – How high can you stack?

Do you know what Anpan are? Anpan are a Japanese desert-bread filled with an overly sweet red bean paste which is probably best described as DISGUSTING.😫 Although I personally hate Anpan, the majority…

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JUST ANOTHER COLOR SWITCH WANNABE?

JUST ANOTHER COLOR SWITCH WANNABE? No, not really. HEXO is one of the latest versions of an addictive arcade mobile game. Not only is it an addictive mobile game, there…

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AdVenture Communist – Salute the Supreme Leader

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to “work” as the supreme leader of a communist nation? Because today we’ve got a game that attempts to answer that very…

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The Spearman – Yet another stickman war

Have you played a game called The Archers? “No?” What about The Archers 2? If you’ve visited the Google Play Store within the last year or so, chances are you’ve seen at least…

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Squashy Bug – Surviving the streets of our cities

Have you ever wanted to experience life as an ant? Constantly on the hunt for food, and other resources you can bring back to your colony, life as an ant…

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Bounce House “interview” with Twice Different!

Did you enjoy our “rather stupid” review of a game featuring a guy who steals candy off children, knocks random kids out of a mega jumping castle, and generally wrecks…

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Bounce House – Plow though kids, steal candy, and more…

When was the last time you actually enjoyed yourself on a jumping castle? Forgetting the fact that you are 2 or even 3 times bigger than the kids already having…

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Fart Commander : Let the Fart Prank War Begin!

Introducing the first and only fart app that allows you to make fart sounds go off on other people’s phones or tablets Send a Fart Bomb Embarrass your friends from…

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Wedding Escape – Does this game need explaining?

Congratulations, you are getting married to the woman of your dreams! Everything is perfect! …perfectly set for your escape(!) because not every dream is a good dream…💀 Wedding Escape is a game with…

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20 Billion Wives – How could we make the same mistake… Twice…😱

If you read our review of 10 Billion Husbands and are crazy enough to want to play this game again, just skip right down to the download link because there really…

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10 Billion Husbands – Why would you ever review this game…?

Have you ever wanted to marry more than one person? Although there are likely both benefits and negatives to marrying a bunch of different husbands or wives, overall we think that marrying…

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What the Taco is Catasaurus Rex? An infinite runner with heart, humor, and endless charm.

What do a rampaging dino-cat, a flatulent unicorn, and truckloads of tacos have in common? Nothing really, except they are all over this game. Catasaurus Rex and the Infinite Papercut…

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Doofus Drop – Doodles brought to life…✏️

Were you a fan of the popular game Doodle Jump when it was the most popular game available on your smartphone? If so, today we’ve got a game that takes…

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Hand of God – The tiny people in your smartphone📲

Have you ever wanted to dive into your tv and punch a guy who deserves to be hit, but due to the complications of the movie you are watching gets…

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Flap Trip – Bad In Every Way Imaginable… But Yet…

Looking at the video thumbnail above, ⬆️ what are the first 3 words that come to mind? Chances are they weren’t, “Visually-Stunning”, “High-Quality”, or “Beautiful.” Flap Trip isn’t a gorgeous game. In fact,…

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Sticky Rolls – Ever Wanted To Be A Disaster…!?

Have you ever wondered what small actions you take could trigger a catastrophic disaster? Today we’ve got a game about an extremely sticky character, an unsuspecting city, and an abundance of objects…

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Touchdowners – Ridiculously Awesome Football!

“Stupid games are often the best games you could ever download.” Do you agree? If so, today we’ve got a game you need, not want or should, but need to check out!

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Monkey Ropes – The Next Step In Your Adventure!

Are you an ice cool fan of the awesomely popular game Icy Ropes? If so, today we’ve got a game you 100% need to know about! Monkey Ropes by PlaySide is the latest release in PlaySide’s (Rope Climbing) series and we must say, it has both its ups and downs…

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RPS.io – The Ultimate Rock Paper Scissors Showdown!

Are you an RPS (i.e. Rock, Paper, Scissors) champion! Have you got the skill to beat any of your workmates when it comes to deciding who pays for lunch? Well, isn’t…

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Smashy Brick – Breakout in Glorious Low-Poly 3D!

Are you a long time fan of the classic game Breakout? If so, congratulations because today we’ve got another, yes another Breakout game – two days in a row – for you to enjoy!

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The Floor Is Lava – Does This Even Need a Review…?

Are you still a burning fan of the hot now trend “THE FLOOR IS LAVA!”…? If so, today we’ve got just the game to satisfy your childish needs! This is our review of a game that totally doesn’t need reviewing!

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Watch Yo! Back – Smash, Crush, and Destroy!!!

Do you ever feel like turning into a massive green monster and destroying everything in sight? …We’ll today we’ve got just the game for you! Now you can stop hanging around labs in hopes of getting caught up in an explosion of gamma radiation…

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EAT FATTY – 1 Screen – 2 Players – 1 Survivor…!

Have you ever fought over who is “forced” to eat the last slice of Pizza? After foolishly ordering a pizza 2x bigger than normal it is now time to decide who is forced to suffer the unavoidable consequences commonly known as a Food Coma…

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Super Sticky Bros – Dash, Jump, and Go Ballistic!

Do you feel this strange surge of excitement when you download a brand new game you weren’t expecting too much from, just to discover that you accidentally stumbled upon something totally awesome!? …What an introduction…

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Fidget Spinner – Is This a Joke…!? or not…?

So, are you one of the many individuals enjoying – or despising – the fidget spinner craze? If so, today we’ve got a game you will either love, hate, or have absolutely no idea what to make of…

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Carrying boxes – It’s Party Time!

Do you simply love being in charge? If looking down on people from your high perch above everyone else is something you love, chances are you have few/no friends. That’s why today we’ve got just the game to occupy some of your lonely free time…

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Unplugged The Game – 20 years of practice but yet…

Can you imagine, what we know as “The USB” is 20 years old! Now used in over 10 billion devices worldwide, “The USB” is something we simply cannot live without… Until USB-C takes over the world that is…

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BitChip Bounce – This is just a bad idea… or is it…!

If you happen to be an overly talented individual wasting your overpowered specs on video games, today we’ve got just the game to entertain your annoyingly stimulated neurons… BitChip Bounce is basically an overhauled pong redesigned for the geniuses of this unfair world.

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Magikarp Jump – A game about everyone’s favorite Pokemon!

After reading the headlines we thought, is this legit? After downloading the game all we could do was… Magikarp Jump is the 4th Pokemon game to hit the Apple App Store and Google Play and is by far the “best game”, in a funny sense, we’ve seen in pretty much forever!

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Space Max – Blast off with a smelly gas explosion!

If you were a monkey stranded on an asteroid way out in deep space, surrounded by a herd of floating Space-Cattle, what would you do to escape… Sound ridiculous? Well, today…

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22 Seconds – What can you do in 22 Seconds…

Have you ever been asked to wait “just 5 minutes!” with nothing to do? Although there is no guarantee that your wait will actually be 5 minutes, there is also no…

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Fidget Hand Spinner – A Useless Game We All Need…

Are you one of the many individuals whose hopes and dreams were crushed by the words, “Sorry, we’re out of Fidget Spinners…” If so, today we’ve got a game you…

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The Opposite – Don’t believe anything!

Some games are designed to help you succeed, some games are designed to make you fail, and still other games are simply designed to fool you… The Opposite is an ever so…

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Autosplit – A game crafted to perfection…

If you keep up with what is trending on the internet you’ve probably already seen this insanely awesome commercial one too many times… and yes, today we’ve got a game about…

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The Archers – What “used” to happen when Stick Men fought…

If you happen to be a devoted follower of Edamame Reviews, (Thank you very much!), you may have seen a game that looks remarkably similar to the game we are…

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Build a Bridge! – Building “safe” stuff isn’t easy…

Have you ever stared up at a massive suspension bridge in pure awe, captivated by the immaculate design that makes this great feat of engineering possible? We’ll, today it’s time to turn…

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4 Pics 1 Song – The hardest game you will ever play…

How good are you with music? Whether you love listening to music or not, our ears are constantly bring bombarded with music. In shops, on TV, and even in video games,…

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Suck It Up – Abducting things in a UFO isn’t easy…

Have you ever “seriously” wondered what would happen if you were abducted by a UFO. Although there are plenty of movies and documentaries explaining what supposedly goes on inside these…

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Dungeon, Inc. – Fraud, Tax Evasion, and Slavery are only just the beginning…

Every corporation has its dark side… Some darker than others… Today we’ve got a game about a corporation featuring “only” a dark side… Dungeon, Inc. is a game about what may be…

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The Archers 2 – This is what happens when Stick Men fight…

Have you ever wondered what the most “popular” character is on planet earth? If you took our question seriously, chances are you are currently scouring your brain of all the Books,…

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Tape it Up! – Get ready for some endless taping action!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to work at a massive Amazon warehouse packing boxes to send off to eagerly waiting customers? If becoming the world’s best box…

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DANDY DUNGEON – AN INDIE GAME ABOUT AN INDIE-DEV!?

Are you an indie game developer? If so, chances are today we’ve got a game you will relate to more than any other game you will ever play in your entire life!…

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The Contender – Fight of the Century

After buying the brand new Nintendo Switch, you’ve played through The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and are now eagerly awaiting the release of Arms… If this is…

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Crash of Cars – Smash your opponents in a crazy 3D arena!

As a kid did you love playing crazy Bash&Crash racing games that consisted mostly of crashing your car into your opponent until one of you exploded…? If so today we’ve…

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Prize Claw – A game about collecting digital animals you don’t really want…

So, if you’ve been following us for a little over a month now, you may have seen our review of Clawbert, a cute 2D claw game where winning prizes is…

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Faily Tumbler – “Awesome Game Over Action!” …Wait, What?

Have you ever wondered what happens to your players after they GAME OVER? …You see, unless you’re playing an FPS like Overwatch where your character is obviously dead, a lot…

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Time Bomb Race – Strapping a bomb to your car isn’t a good idea…

So you’ve played Hill Climb Racing far too many times, and you think it’s about time for a change. Today we’ve got a game that is similar to Hill Climb Racing, just…

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Pixel People – Genetically Modify, Clone, and Create…!

If the thought of cloning people, developing space colonies, and genetically modifying humans terrifies you, today we’ve got a game you really won’t want to play… Pixel People is a game about a…

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Castle Crush – The perfect Clash Royale alternative? (UPDATED)

UPDATE (31, March 2017) After receiving an incredible amount of feedback from our loyal readers – Thank you all for commenting – our team has updated our review rankings based…

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Temple Jump – Jumping over lava is hard…

Do you enjoy Jumper Games that force your player to jump over some of the deadliest/stupidest obstacles imaginable? Today we’ve got a game set in a temple filled with lava! …which may…

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Who said mobile games and nightlife don’t mix?

There’s this perception with mobile games that the experience is a very private/personal experience and not a social one. Even when playing with other players online, the experience tends to…

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Cookie Clickers 2 – A game every Cookie Monster at heart needs!

As a youngster, did you have this strange bond with the Cookie Monster? If so, today we’ve got a game you simply need to check out! …This is a review…

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Clawbert – You can now Win! Win! and Win some more!

Have you ever battled with a claw machine in an attempt to win – an often not so cute – critter that doesn’t seem to want to leave its ugly friends?…

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Cooped Up – Wow! are these birds ugly…

As a child were you shocked at how cute baby dogs (i.e. puppies) baby cats (i.e. kittens) are compared with baby birds! (i.e. ugly featherless chicks…) To some of us, this…

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Doomsday Clicker – This game is pure genius!

If you owned an incredible number of doomsday bunkers and a bomb that could end the world for 98% of earth’s population, plus you also happened to be evil, what would you…

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Scream Go Hero – The worst idea ever? …or something awesome?

Have you ever wanted to scream at your smartphone? Chances are you feel like this when your smartphone’s battery runs dry mid-song or your favorite texting app crashes just before you…

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Behind You!! – The worst & best dancing game ever!

Are you a devoted dancing game fan? …What, you are…? Oh, no…😰 Today we’ve got a hilariously awesome dancing game that could either be considered an awesome creation inspired by…

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Story of an indie game dev

I still remember getting my first console. It was an NES that I got at Christmas when I was 8. I remember setting it up on the dining room table…

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Snake ’97 – A classic game and phone reborn…!

What was the first game you played on your very first mobile phone? If you happen to be one of the many millions that remember playing a game called Snake on their…

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GROW PARK – Time to build your dream park!

The order in which you perform certain tasks is important. Putting your socks on after your shoes will help you look like an idiot, and crossing the street before the traffic…

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Guess The Emoji – How well written are you?

We can almost all agree that emoji, (These guys 👉  😃  😢  😡 ), are the latest “major” update made to the English language in years. E.N.G.L.I.S.H ver 375.5.67.2 was…

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Cat-A-Pult – Create a giant tower of Sticky Cats…

When you were young, did you ever try stacking your building blocks into a single ginormous tower? Unless you were playing with LEGO – which has the tendency to lock…

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Mascot Dunks – Get out there and break a leg! …literally….

Have you ever wondered what it must be like to work as a basketball team’s mascot? Loved by both children and adults alike, it must be a wonderous job to…

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Hidden my game by mom – Enjoyable Stupidity….

Every now and then it is nice to play a stupid game… Hidden my game by mom is a game that every child/young adult has no doubt played at least…

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Split Masters – How balanced are you?

Were you one of the many millions wonderstruck by this epic commercial? Chances are we will never be this great in real life, but in a game…? just maybe… Split…

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Dunkers – The Best Basketball Game EVER!

Are you a devoted Basketball fan? No? Well, too bad, you still NEED today’s game! Dunkers is the most ridiculously awesome basketball game you need on your smartphone! Set on a 2D pixel…

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Brake or Break – Is certain death inevitable?

How many times have you thought, “If only my player was a little stronger!” If you happen to love a game called Hill Climb Racing chances are you’ve silently thought these words to…

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Catch the Bus – The worst bus driver on earth!

Every now and then you will accidently come into contact with an unkind individual you wish you had never met. If that individual happens to be a bus driver, please just give…

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Interview with the Wondercape Games Team, the creators of Son of Santa

Merry Christmass! Are you enjoying an exciting Gamer Christmas? If so, today we’ve got the perfect interview for you. Today we would like to share with you our interview with the Wondercape…

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Grumpy Cat’s Worst Game Ever – Don’t play this game

Some games are good, some games are bad, and some games just suck. Whatever you do, don’t play today’s game. In Grumpy Cats own words, “This is the worst game ever!”…

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Son of Santa – An ingenious game you need to play now!

Today we’ve got a game with one of the shortest lifespans of any game on earth, so if you want to enjoy it, you’d better hurry… Just like most people…

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Our interview with Studio Generative, the creator of Order’s Up

Have you ever worked at an insanely busy fast food restaurant? Have you accidentally served an alien 👽 the wrong meal in your haste? Order’s Up is a game that should bring…

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Order’s Up – Test your skills in a virtual fast food store!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to work in a fast food store during peak hour? “Total chaos!” Today we’ve got a game based on just that… Order’s Up…

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Spiral Tower – A game so simple, yet impossible…

Are you a fan of the super high quality “Minimalist Games” published by the Ketchapp team? Although simple-looking at first sight, a lot of the time these simple-looking games can be some…

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Don’t Grind – A game that teaches kids what it’s like to be a banana… In a Blender…

Have you ever wondered how terrified the banana that goes into your smoothy must be? Imagine, sharp blades cutting into you, grinding you down to a soft smooth gooey mess… TRULY…

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Smatch – The faster you are the harder it gets…

How fast is your reaction time? In a lot of games, a speedy reaction time and perfect hand-eye coordination are the keys to success! …not in Smatch… In fact, the “faster”…

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Our mini-interview with the Greguar86 Team, the creators of Quitting Job

Quitting Job is a crazy office fighter game based around a concept we hope we never see in real life. Seriously, society would become a very dangerous place…😓 This said,…